5/21/12

Finding Two Lesbian Women Online Shouldn't Be Hard

Why Is It So Hard To Find A Woman Online

 

     Seriously, they make it so hard to do this. "They" being the greedy Webmaster, that thinks his website is worth paying for. After I book the job, if you catch my leaning?

I wish I knew an easier way to find a woman. I had a book in Jr.High called How To Find Girls. It was so bad. Some of his suggestions that I thought were meant as jokes; I now realize he was serious, and much of his seducing techniques are in fact illegal.

Honestly, at my age, what I really want is to hook up with two women, that are into a 43 year old guy sit in (but not participate) in their sweet girl on girl lovin.' I think I would hurt myself if I attemped any kind of sexual activity. So sad, so very true readers.



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5/12/12

Help Me Send Starbucks #655 a Message

Boycott Of Target Starbucks Store 655, Sarasota Florida


At 3:30 I was inexplicably refused service by a Barista at the request of absent Manager with thick Scottish brogue, named "Jill."

Unfortunately, that is the only information I have. Corporations cannot have insane Manager's that are prone to erratic behavior such as this.

What if a was a crazy, homicidal maniac that snapped when the manager's little minion passed on the news of my banishment? What if I reached over the counter, quickly snapping her thin neck before she could blink? Would "Jill" take responsibility for her death? Would Starbucks?

This Starbucks need at message to be sent. If you don't want to boycott, at least ask them why certain people aren't served for no reason?

I need an attorney. I am filing a discrimination suit if I have to borrow $10 from everybody I know. I am mad as hell, and people are going to own up, not watch me blow it off like I always do. Sorry Starbucks. You are screwed, and I am gonna do it to you!

I Suck At Linking!

My 3rd attempt! Here is a link from Napetv.com to "Meanderring Spittle"
I hope it's worth it for you.


Meandering Spittle: The Elderly Of Sarasota Ruin Many Of My Days